Slug

"Some random lady said to me, "we don't have anything like this in Chicago." Funny, I didn't ask if she. Broads."

"Lakers game = Douche Bag time. Present company included. Douche powers ACTIVATE! Form of ... Stupid tattoos!"

"Hey fatty, lay off the carbs, fatty."

"After eating, go for walk. LAX burger is so good you'll kick an old lady right on her saggy tits."

"Chef salad, no cheese, no dressing. Do it!"

"Grab a donut while you wash your clothes next door like a damn peasant."