Katrina Derickson

"Not only is this the slowest convenience store in town, pump #4 is one of the slowest gas pumps I have ever seen."

"Be warned, the guinea pigs will hear you in the morning and squeak for their breakfast."

"Need small animal bedding? Don't go to Petco or PetSmart and pay $14. Go to Tractor Supply and get the same amount for $5."

"This has got to be the slowest convenience store in town. Hey wait, is that a drug deal going down outside?"

"Erin is such a great massage therapist and so sweet. I can move my neck again!"

"Gotta wonder about a place that closes early and needs a cop to babysit, Tonight I was carded. I think the cop was lonely. Wonder who he pissed off to get stationed there tonight."