Jim de Guzman

"There's a fairly older gentleman who likes to wear short shorts here. You know who he is. Stretches on the floor and his boys pop out but he don't give a single fuck."

"The mayor of this 24 Hour needs to be ousted. I'm gonna start checking in on days I ain't even here."

"There's a very cranky man in here at times who thinks 30 seconds between sets is too long and tells you to get off the machine or bench."