Alexander

"Come for the coffee, stay for the friendly staff, best GJ around the northside second only to Murrumba Downs."

"Pathetic service and over priced, the view however is the only positive of this place."

"Great pizza, avoid being here after 10pm as immature children hang here."

"Look out for Fenton, he roams these halls with teeth bared, hair standing on end and a unqenahable thirst for knowledge."

"Great place for fishing (brim, flatties and whiting) rather tidal however."

"Beware of the Mikiazard, if it corners you there will be hell to pay!"