Paul Sermon

"Slightly cheaper to book online in advance as long as there is more than one of you."

"The motion sensor on the light cannot see into the cubicle, so no need to wave your arms around in the air like a spaz if you find yourself in the dark!"

"First of all, don't bother going, it was the blandest dining experience I've ever had. If you do go, don't ask for coke, it's 3.50 for a pint and served from a room temperature. bottle."