Kevin Ruiz

"Turn around and leave! Worst service and food."

"The dynamite roll is real good!"

"The smell from the Little Giant only stings for a second. The faster you smell it, the faster it goes away!!!!!!"

"If you smell some burned carnitas and feel like your taking a shower, sorry to say but Guinness is tea-bagging you or Paul's chick is back to eat our snacks!"

"If you smell some gloriness, look down and smile while he humps your leg. Guinness rocks!"

"Don't touch the red rocket!"