Catfish

"Order the vegetable pad see'w, as spicy as they'll make it. You won't regret it. Until later."

"The chicken biscuits contain 0% of either chicken or biscuits, but they do contain narcotic properties."

"Get the ribs. Or the BBQ nachos. Or whatever."

"Decidedly not a candy store. Unless you find gasoline sweet and tasty."

"The stuffed burger isn't actually stuffed, but it's quite tasty."

"2 words: Death Crier. Or Karl Malone. Either of those pairs of words should suffice."