Ronald Angelo

"Pretend you're driving a loud muscle car with a manual shift, wInding out the gears: wing-waaaah, wing-waaaaaaahhhhh, wing-wahhhhhhh..."

"Don't bother, just go to the Setauket store. At least they keep their shelves stocked, and it's not far."

"Isaiah 40:31 But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew[ their] Strenth; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary;[ and] they shall walk, and not faint."

"FEAR NO MAN! With awesome Gung-Fu power, you will defeat both men and grizzlies with minimal effort! Never be bullied again!"

"Feel that tremor? Fear not, we are just practicing earth-shaking Gung-Fu footstomps!"

"LEARN how you can: Use pulverizing palm strikes to pound polar bears into submission! Ground grapple with groundhogs! Snap railroad ties like twigs with Gung-Fu chops (better than judo chops)!"