"I live here. You don't."
Home (private)
· Renton, United States
"Avoid the McRib. It tastes like disappointment."
Fast Food
· Newcastle, United States
5.4"This place is SWINGING!!!"
"Avoid the Kid's Cove like the plague. If you touch anything, you may actually catch the plague."
Mall
· Bellevue, United States
8.6"Try not to think of all the pee-pee in the water."
Water Park
· Grand Mound, United States
6.7"If this lodge is a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!"
Bar
· Cle Elum, United States