Michael Shaughnessy

"out of the three shops in the HD this is the only person that thought to order the stuff for me. every one else just said you're our of luck"

"This place sucks. Doen't have what I need 95% of the time."

"consider asking for the rare both sides of the bun toasted double double with a bottom bun in the middle like a big MAC. only certain cooks are capable of making it"