"By fingers, I mean gingers. And autocorrect can suck my balls"
Wings
· Round Rock, United States
8.4"Don't ask for water, because the tubby soulless ginger bartender will try to be cute...and fingers are never cute."
Wings
· Round Rock, United States
8.4"I farted and I'm not at all ashamed."
Bar
· Austin, United States
7.3"I'm addicted to the girl who left a tip about the spicy asiago club"
Fast Food
· Austin, United States
6.3"A saw no cream of some young guy. Me gusta"
Chinese
· Austin, United States
5.4"I used the restroom. They're functional....FOR ME TO POOP ON!!"
Wings
· Austin, United States
7.3