Dan

"have the pork chop and the Key Lime Creme Brulee! both are fantastic."

"Pick a random number between 1 and 134. You won't be disappointed. If Steve tries to get you to eat the scorpion take him up in it (It's crunchy)!"

"The Tots and Cheesecurds are well worth the trip! Have a local micro here or check out their extensive beer list!"