Tim Burr

"I love to eat a hearty breakfast here of flapjacks and bacon, before a full day chopping down trees. Also, there are a lot of keys in the sidewalk. I don't quite grasp the significance."

"There's a tree right in the middle of the store, under a parallelogram of glass. What I wouldn't give to level it with my axe! But when I tried, they threw me out. Phooey."

"There's a brain in a cage here! I tried to get it out with my axe, but another tactic is needed. Bring it to me at Macho's Tacos so I can wash it clean of hatred!"