A.K. Sham

"Floor seating in front of the balcony isn't that great (folding chairs, zip tied together); they slide forward on the slope in the middle of performances."

"To challenge yourself, try not to eat 10 variations of California rolls. If there's something that annoys me, it's over used crab meat."

"Their servers need to go to bartending school. Guava mojito had TOO MUCH mint to enjoy the flavor of the drink. Avoid the mojitos."

"Live crickets are $1 for 20. In other mainstream stores, it's 11 or 15 cents PER cricket. Get your crickets here instead!"

"Their ham and cheese croissant vs SJSU's? Lee's wins by price and double the size. $5.15 for SJSU's is a freaking rip off! Take the moment to walk out here and eat instead!"

"Graphic design students should ONLY go here as a last resort for printing. Printers break on me, prints turn out wrong, humans take forever to assist, my time gets wasted."