Adam Steijger

"Get a Rusty Trombone from Lorman!"

"Dear Josh, There was already a 521 club entry. It's a shame the Droid app doesn't come with the search feature like the iPhone does. Better luck next time. Still mayor of your shower? Love, Steijger"

"Because it's a game."

"If you wait until the end to ask for separate checks at a diner, then you deserve whatever comes to you."

"Speaking in tongues and saving the souls. Leave a generous donation."

"Try the spellcheck, it's delicious."