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"They don't recognize Clydesdale Bank notes as legal tender. Be patient."

"Holidaying from Scotland? Change your bank notes to English ones so you don't hold up the queue while the staff check if they are allowed to accept your cash!!!"

"Car wash left the car with water deposits all over it, what a mess. It was cleaner before the wash!"

"Expensive! £7 for a wash but no soap powder included and another £2.50 for the dryer. Works out about £12 for one load. No wonder it's quiet and plenty of empty machines!"

"Stop by and see CRaig McKechnie's solo exhibition. Well worth a visit. On all of June 12"

"Don't cycle with your mouth open - lots of flies!"