Alexander Payne

"Watch out for the vicious animal"

"If you are a "Stallis" person, you'll probably fit in well. If not, run. Don't walk, run away."

"They do in fact accept cards at the pump. Someone was clearly too foolish to do so."

"We drink... a lot."

"The merchandise is great, but the sales are a joke."

"Nice place, good coffee (espresso is a tad too earthy) but the owner is really unpleasant."