Andrew Hessel

"Yes, that's a real Chuck Close portrait of Brad Pitt."

"Perhaps the cleanest apartment in the Village!"

"If you lift up the shade, you'll find the cleverly-hidden air conditioner!"

"The couch is really a bed!"

"Little known fact: with the Hue app on your phone, you can control all the lighting!"

"Remember to take off your shoes. It's the polite (and sanitary) thing to do."