Andrew McKnight

"Shake hands with the man of the house. He is a true American Hero."

"There is a male figure in this establishment who is openly homosexual. Treat him well."

"Great cotton fields!"

"If you ain't cheatin, you ain't tryin."

"This is the kind of place that people should avoid at all costs. The proprietor is the type of guy who can steal one of your limbs with one swift blow of his katana."