Bradley G

"Don't be a sudden stopper or zig-zag walker. It's an airport not a mall."

"Just when you think the short shorts on the bar staff can't any shorter, they come off! My wife said she saw it coming, but I was surprised. How novel."

"You'll have no trouble navigating this airport due to the hundreds of Special Assistance carts darting in and out of the crowds. Grab one to avoid the walk to your gate. Everyone is doing it."

"Welcome to Louisville! Lines are generally short so you don't have to "jockey" for a spot in the security zones. TSA agents are friendly as long a you don't "stirrup" any trouble. Horses live here."