breakbeat

"i don't always drink cappuccino. but when i do, it's because of run de lait milk... 3.8% full fat goodness."

"there are moments in life that define us; that alter the very fabric of our existence. the beef tartare and the fish the mussel soup in a lobster court-bouillon... one of those moments. mind. blown."

"while you're picking up a few jars of pasta sauces to go, try a ciabatta sandwich. if you eat there, you'll also get a snack and espresso, all for $5. nonna always knows best..."

"bro. me, i uh like the ceasar salad and pepperoni pizza, doused in hot chili oil. after this place, you'll scoff at pizza joints that slice their pepperoni in circles. you food snob, you."

"it was all a dream. i used to read word up magazines. salt'n'peppa and heavy d up in the limousine... dope vibe, fried chicken and dranks named wu-tang and big booty ho?! that's what's up. suwuuuuu!!"

"hey, my friend! (that was my impersonation of the workers that offer free samples) but seriously, get the grilled chicken leg platter. if you're a hungry hungry hippo like me, ask for 2 legs."