Brittany L

"Pack a snack if you go through the drive thru. Its super sloooowwwwww....."

"Service is soooooo slow. Id rather watch molasses drip on a cold winter day."

"The fire ants are assholes."

"Camp warden will go through your campsite while you are gone and move around your belongings if you leave one dish out. I guess they get mad when you attract bees and flies."

"Don't set up tent late at night. It upsets the warden. But he won't tell you that, he will just unplug his sewer pipe so you can smell his butt while eating breakfast."

"You must be naked to swim here."