Bryce Bartu

"Go down in the basement and steal Bryce's recording mics."

"If Robert Harris is in the room, you'll need to sing style. Everything you've learned about good singing needs to be left at the door. Get bored. Blow your voice out. Bum-beeeeeeeee!"

"This is where Bryce keeps an abundance of things. Things like clothes and records. And a bed, a table, a television, and a Swifer. Bryce also keeps a candle. One could say that Bryce lives here."