Chris McMahon

"Mozart's balls seem very popular...."

"Don't get off the train here if you're heading to London."

"Ok for a Hilton. Food Ok, River view rooms good, other side of hotel faces freight train track. Gym poor compared to Stadtpark Hilton. No good restaurants nearby, crappy neighbourhood..."

"Really bad coffee, possibly one of the worst in London."

"Good: Wide selection of drinks, hot meal is sometimes Ok. Bad: not comfortable, little natural light, cakes disappears at 4pm or so, a bit noisy and lighting is like a convenience store...."

"The cash machine is top quality....."