Chad Coleman

"I have the red fleece sweatshirt, but still no red fleece sweatpants from UA! What is up with THAT! how am I sposed to be a hip happenin Santa ? Maybe if I found a suitably naughty Mrs claus, IN them"

"Folks around here pay NO attention to the existence of crosswalks and have absolutely NO concept of what a crossing / no crossing sign either means or is. Drive cautiously."

"Someone say snacks?"

"In not sure where this place is, but I've tried to find it and I know I'm close. Yet, I expected a good laugh and didn't find one, so, I left one for you!"

"There is no question, that under Rosie's top notch mayorship, that this bus stop raises the bar of bus stops everywhere. Go Rosie!.. I mean Madam Mayor..."

"Such great folks, super professional always thank them, it warms their hearts"