Christopher Nelson

"Enjoy the sexual tension between male coworkers who just caught each other's eye at security and realized they're on the same flight. "Wanna get dinner?" "Well I'm hungry... But not for food.""

"You can't go wrong here. Except, you'll learn why it's called "Due" later that night, when nature's call comes due and your go number due."

"Don't be a fool. Order the cinnamon roll pancakes."

"Funny that the TSA look at you suspiciously because you're sweating. It's 100 degrees outside!"

"Order a BBQ bacon dog. It's not on the menu but they make it upon request. You will not be disappointed."

"Eat here before Michelle Obama declares unhealthy Mexican food an enemy of the state."