Chris Waggoner

"There seems to be a large empty space that's perfect for some funky layover break dancing. Pump up the jamz!"

"Leave Richard alone at the bar. He prefers his drinks like he prefers his hermit crabs. Wet and clingy. And shelly. Really shelly."

"Way too many alligators and by alligators I mean not at all."

"Theatre at its best"

"The Spaten Munich Dunkel is great perfectly chilled. Played Coldplay one too many times though, won't hold it against them."

"Get the bottle of the month. Also look out for Timmy, hes a grabber. Also-also fight club on mondays. Also-also-also don't talk about fight club."