"Truly one of the slowest, most inefficient wireless systems I've ever encountered. Could get no work done."
· Harrisburg, United States
"Service is friendly but somewhat inattentive... Food is to die for though."
· New York, United States
"Buy a jetpack. Or a catapult. Anything."
· Cliffside Park, United States
"Female cook eating in the kitchen. That's a USPH violation. Saw you. Sorry. At least hide behind the pass."
· Sterling, United States
"To have such incredible rooms with such heavenly beds and NOT USE A FITTED SHEET FOR THE LOVE OF CARL is an affront to all things just in society. Good burgers too!"
· Springfield, United States
"My last time on as Lazar Wolf!"
· Lowell, United States