Bottega FalaiSandwiches • New York, United States
Mortadella sandwich. On focaccia. Perfect.
Helles lager: quite good. Huevos rancheros also excellent. Good booze selection, nice if busy bartenders. Makes a good Aperol spritz. My go-to brunch.
Beignets, home fries, coffee, huevos: all awesome. Breakfast burrito with chorizo and Hatch green chile sauce: amazing.
Sangria is good. But the paella induces digestive terror.
The croissants are legit. And the Ethiopia Sidamo cold brew does actually have a lot of blueberry flavor going on. Finally Dumbo has a good coffee spot.
Ron is the best. Have him drive you places. If you are a frequent customer, he will create a Pandora station for you.
The "Old Fashion Taco Platter" is fucking incredible. Get it with spinach and a few house margaritas. This place is Tex-Mex through and through.
Two words describe this place: lesbian karaoke. So much fun.
Steak Burritos (Bison!) are a quality choice, but go for the Fried Chicken & Waffle. Don't get the bacon, it's always too crispy. Excellent coffee.
The water slides are actually awesome. $9.25 for non-residents. Watch the kids go off the diving boards for some quality entertainment.
Get the #5. Avocado, Arugula, Tomato and Cheese. I like the Curry Chutney. So delightful.
Go to suppenkuche, sit with some random old people, and drink a boot of beer. 2L of goodness.