Gav Murphy

"Nobody ever goes there before Hammersmith Apollo gigs. Keep it under yer hat..."

"The bar people were very nice. They were talking about Game of Thrones but I hadn't seen it so they stopped talking as to not spoil it for me."

"If you get cash back on a bank holiday Sunday, they'll give it to you even if there's no money in your account. In your face, Davey Cameron!"

"The man that works here is called Gino but everyone calls him Mario because they are racist."

"The third floor is properly haunted."

"More like 'The OK Gatsby'..."