Dave Kochman

"The best Geagle for adults to act like children late at night!"

"The best car wash around, no joke! These guys pre-rinse and scrub your vehicle manually before you go in!"

"I like Chipotle, but the meat Nazi can strike at any time. Don't let them get pissy with you or charge for double meat!"

"We have to deactivate the core before it explodes!"

"I applaud your cows, Chili's."