ᴡ Keil

"Order your steak higher than what you want it to be. Ordered mine medium rare, and it came out rare... Really bad experience."

"Donate to their Graduate fund right now and get a coupon for a free taco!"

"For my fellow vegetarians, beware. Seasoned rice, corn, southern green beans, and broccoli cheese casserole are not vegetarian - although I was told I could eat many of them by waitstaff."

"Try vinegar on their fries. My fiancee has never used vinegar in her life, but now she's addicted!"