"All the signs posted by the mall about expected behavior smell like bananas!"
Mall
· Santa Rosa, United States
6.3"The giant robot is usually too busy plotting world domination to talk about stamps."
Home (private)
· Petaluma, United States
"They use vinyl records as plates! Ask for a Frank Sinatra and get free garlic bread!"
Pizza
· Petaluma, United States
5.7"Be careful of the porcelain camel, it's fragile. Plus free wi-fi!"
Gay Bar
· San Francisco, United States
"Keep an eye out for the Russian spies."
Pub
· Petaluma, United States
7.6"Order the Brie. You won't regret it."
Mobile Phones
· Santa Rosa, United States
7.1