Deepankar Khiwani

"Never get the size you want - and I mean standard sizes (40 UK for men) - for the third visit in a row. Not coming here again!"

"The starters include a very nice crispy calamari option. For the mains the chef accommodates some flexibility - you can drop the side vegetables and add polenta instead, for example"

"You don't want to be the Mayor of this place!"

"Another office!"

"Run down gym equipment and no facilities like a cafe etc. Quite shabby"

"Beware of the over-friendly dogs and over-enthusiastic children if you're looking for a quiet time!"