Andrew G.

"Check out Cal State San Bernardino's booth in row 200 of the exhibit hall! Say you saw this tip on Foursquare for a prize =]"

"If you can get every army man down from their parachute, The Situation appears and shows his abs."

"This Denny's is terrible. Slow service, subpar food & they do not honor Denny's coupons! Go to Tippecanoe off the 10 instead!"

"Chicken strips are terrible...they're like a generic version of Denny's. Ask for pints of beer or else they'll bring you the 20 oz."

"Pumps are slower than a seven day itch."

"B-Macs are 2 for $3."