Carmelo Clandestine

Carmelo Clandestine

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Alcoholic, Genius, Professional Troublemaker, Apropos of Nothing, Ironing Man. I hate it when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, but my face hits the mirror.

Denver, CO
  • 12 Tips
  • 14 Followers
  • 20 Following
  • 2 Lists
Carmelo's Lists in All Cities
  • Denver
  • Pittsfield
  • Montgomery
  • Scottsdale
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Carmelo's Top Cities
Denver
10 Tips
Pittsfield
1 Tip
Montgomery
1 Tip
Scottsdale
1 Tip
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Carmelo Clandestine
1 places updated
1 place including La Maison De La Revolution
Carmelo Clandestine
48 places updated
48 places including The Elm, Hampden Branch Library, Safeway, The Bar Car
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    "It's a "Boston" bar when it comes to sports but still friendly to everyone else. Cheap Coors bottles, all day every day. Friendly staff and good food"
    Bar
    · Denver, United States
    7.0
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    "Besides the great book selection of the Denver Library there's ample room to relax, study or use computers"
    Library
    · Denver, United States
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    "Fuck Wisconsin"
    Carmelo ClandestineCarmelo Clandestine · March 2, 2014
    Bar
    · Denver, United States
    6.3
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    "They do pretty much everything on the premises so nothing get's lost and it's ready when promised (if not sooner). Great people who remember me when I come in and they are very reasonably priced."
    Carmelo ClandestineCarmelo Clandestine · February 12, 2014
    Dry Cleaner
    · Denver, United States
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    "If you find one of these in the bathroom, it does not function as a "sanitary" device, nor does it function as a toilet seat. You will find it not just uncomfortable but downright painful as I did."
    Carmelo ClandestineCarmelo Clandestine · July 15, 2013
    Airport
    · Montgomery, United States
    5.2
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    "Go Broncos!!!"
    Carmelo ClandestineCarmelo Clandestine · November 19, 2012
    Football
    · Denver, United States
    9.1