E. Choza

"There are three bathrooms in this house, the best one to deuce in is located in the basement."

"Just hurry up and pick a movie, its not that serious, you don't need to cycle through the whole inventory, all I'm doing is returning a movie."

"Buy some Yakult from the yogurt section."

"Looks grimey on the outside, better looking on the inside."

"The land lord Ricardo Ruiz and his wife Edna are slum lords. They let our aparment flood with shit more than once and they wouldnt pay utilities on time which caused the whole building to have H2o off"

"chorizo burrito, hold the beans, its very legit"