Ella Jane Moore

"Come for the certified Master Tailor, stay for the George W memorabilia."

"Remember - the mango chicken/shrimp is only REALLY good when mangos are in season!"

"Homemade mustard is great, if that's your kind of thing."

"Gotta love it: bitches aren't happy to make you a drink, and are definitely too pissed to make it right."

"Carhop service is open til 10 PM - and they take credit cards now!"

"The waiters aren't aggro; it's a cultural thing. Excellent, authentic Vietnamese food, and the best bahn mis in town. Cone for the sandwiches, go to sunflower across the way for imperial rolls."