Eric Fontenot

"Internet service sucks here"

"if the waitress comes by. order a drink!"

"don't stay here. old. run down. and Joe is annnoying."

"check out the chef and housekeeper. she is hot"

"always find the quiet room. business people are too important to put the phone down so it's usually empty. like now."

"use the pool here instead of flamingo. easy to get chairs and you can hear the music from next door."