Fiasco Jones

"Ever wonder why Zzyxx road is named Zzyxx? This strange oasis -more specifically the 50's era spa - on the edge of Ivanapah dry lakebed, is your answer. It's been taken over by DSC these days."

"Please feed the animals. Just open their cages and walk inside. Thank you."

"If you mention your centaur/dragon linage Pinky will say,"ping" and laugh her laugh. Or she may get very angry and kick you out. Caveat emptor."

"If you see a shifty lookin fella sitting on the nearby curb do not -repeat - DO NOT mention how much he resembles Tatoo from fantasy island. You'll want to, just resist the temptation."