Kasper the Unfriendly Ghost

"So this is what Hell looks like? At least they have food samples"

"Blacklights. Make sure you have no spoofs on you"

"It's cold down here at night. Running naked not recommended."

"What?! No bar? Disappointed."

"When talking to your fellow male patrons, Make sure you finish every sentence with the 'bro' and always where shades, even at night"

"Avoid the janitors at night unless you would like to end up on the side if a milk carton"