💕JaeLee💕

"I recommend EVERYTHING. Just do it."

"As of recently, the tennis court has been rendered unusable due to being repaved with the incorrect concrete. The hot tub is out of service, the treadmill doesn't work, why am I paying so much?"

"Don't move here, it's over run by the noxious neighbors, rude office staff, always losing power and its damn near impossible to get timely repairs. Far too expensive for the services not provided."

"Get the dagwood."

"The only mall left in America with manual toilets. Win."

"What the actual fuck Craig? You can't advertise at my house, Dick."