Geo Woo

"Pay for wireless? How weak can you get? What? Like 50 bucks to park my car and you still wanna squeeze me for data. You blow Allerton. And your front desk staff is needlessly snooty."

"Shannon is the most detail oriented stylist in the city. Make an appt. 731-BOMB."

"Don't let the big guy wait on you. He can't deliver bread or plates without holding then down with his thumb on the way to the table. I've been watching him do this for years. Gross as heck."

"The burgers really are pretty good but patrons and staff all think they're such hot sh@t it's almost not worth going. It's a damned burger stand-- lose the attitude"

"You know what would be just dandy? If we could all wipe down the machines when we're done using them. Even if you're elderly."

"Nature is overrated. Go inside."