Zachary Chromiak

"If you're in Portland for any amount of time, make this your first choice of places to eat. Quality is second to none which is no small feat in a city with a fantastic food scene."

"The most rotten Chinese food I have ever had the pleasure of consuming. Hit the spot."

"Hands down thoroughly disgusting airport. Good food options but generally a contest to see who can leave the most human excrement in places other than the toilet."

"Make sure to bring a list as this place is insane with some of the ruder or seemingly more absent-minded people in the city and can swallow even the most cautious person. But... Best store in town."