Glory Fink

"I've found some good deals on little electrical gadgets: car chargers, mp3 players and such."

"The apple sausage is superb. I've tried a lot of sausage in my life and I keep coming back for their apple sausage."

"When you arrive, please register with our Registrar, Bob Beasley. He looks a little like a 21st Century Wyatt Earp."

"The pews are wonderfully padded! Your muscles will thank you after sitting in them."

"Check out aisle 4 for awesome finds."

"Go to Sal & Phil's. Ask if Casey's there, orde the Red Rock Shrimp and enjoy watching the game."