Jack Dick Muskox

"Sup. The Muskox Rox"

"Kind of quiet. Any body here. This place is not as cool since the new management came in. And why is this washer and drier still f@cking here?"

"Old fashioned flava. The Boctor Bar is the shiznet! The cheese played are Fee Nom In All!"

"I like money."

"Fun place. Much like the old Pillar Pub but with classier service and better air conditioning. Not as much Jäger though."

"Used to be great. Glue guy isn't around no mo'."