James De Vile

"Relax. You'll be great."

"Check in here if you've injured yourself skiing!"

"You don't need to ring the bell if you want to get off. Please don't do it. The bus stops at every stop."

"This bus is FREE but make sure you carry your Oyster anyway. If you are confronted by the filth, quickly scan your Oyster while coughing loudly, grin your best trollface and say "problem, officer?""

"Gordon's is my favourite bar in London, though it gets manic - don't expect to get a seat at 7pm, but get there at 10pm on a Friday or Saturday and you'll generally be able to find a table and enjoy a"