Jamie Beck

"They say they have cat scales but all I see is trucks."

"If you try to do your algebra homework in chalk on the pavement some smarter person (also with chalk) may come along and chide your calculation skillz."

"Matt is awesome. This isn't just a ladies' place... stop in and get your shave and a haircut from Matt!"

"Brian is more of a myth than a legend.... but he has slain many. Beers...dragons.... no one really keeps count but the gods. Excelsior."

"The dry ribs here ate the truth."

"Don't park on Commerce St if you're going to be there past 9 PM, the signs are posted no parking 9 PM to 6 AM even though you'd think it says 9 AM to 6 PM. $30 ticket, not fun."