Jason Weckerly

"If Portfolio Cafe isn't pretentious enough for you, this is your place. But the peanut butter-banana-oat is about the best smoothie I've ever had."

"Dannelle will never ever be the mayor! Long live the Mayor!"

"No, you don't know where it is. But there's always beer and and good friends. Oh and also dogs. Lots and lots of dogs. Think of it like a bar that allows dogs."