Derek Nutt

"Free printing if you can get into the lab on the ground floor (the double doors directly beneath the main computer lab)."

"My favorite thing to do in DUC is to spend a brief eternity eating in fresh. my least favorite thing in general is working on school work. put these together and working sucks less."

"Try sprinting down the hall. You can't do it, can you? That's because the halls are all zigzagged for no reason."